How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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