Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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