PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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