Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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