Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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