Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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