Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
