his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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