Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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