and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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