Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
More tranny stories later!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
