no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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