Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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