Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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