ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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