my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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