Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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