That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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