"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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