So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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