Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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