why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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