who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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