The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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