Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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