He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I can't put those talents on a resume
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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