his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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