Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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