Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My penis needs a shock collar
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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