that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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