So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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