i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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its like you know when i get waxed
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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