I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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