It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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