I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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