How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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