Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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