school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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