she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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