I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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