You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
whose ass print is on the piano?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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