Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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