and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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