Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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