Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
