haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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