Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
