i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
