I'm lost and stupid without you.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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