reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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